Category: Guffaws

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Wisecracks and Words of Warped Wisdom / Pratap Bhatia

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 😀 Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 😀 Marriage is a relationship in which one...

FIFA Fever…….⚽⚽

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy. MAN: “who would ever...

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

______________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now I ask the class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. _______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are...

Anyone’s humour

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone....

Humour in Class Room

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now I ask the class, who discovered America ?...

GuFFaWs

  GuFFaWs   The doctor was lecturing a class on sex. He asked, “Do you know what the first oral contraceptive was?” A coed said, “No”. The doctor said, “Exactly!” ******** A man with...