Gene Deitch (1924 – 2020) has died. Thank you so much for making our childhood awesome

He was the Tom & Jerry and Popeye director.

Popeye was a source of inspiration for many kids. How he achieved super strength by eating Spinach, motivated them to eat the tasteless but healthy green vegetables. His famous lines on self esteem are still ringing in my ears: I yam what I yam and that’s all I yam!

Eugene Merril Deitch, an American-Czech illustrator, animator, comics artist, and film director was based in Prague since 1959, Deitch was also known for creating animated cartoons such as Munro, Tom Terrific, and Nudnik.

Born: 8 August 1924, Chicago, Illinois, United States, he passed away on  16 April 2020, in  Prague, Czechia at an age of 95 years, he led a creative and meaningful life. He was an Author of many illustrated books as well

Regular naps
prevent old age,
especially
if you take them
while driving.

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Having one child
makes you a parent;
having two
you are a referee.

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Marriage is a
relationship
in which
one person
is always right
and
the other is
the husband!

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I believe
we should all
pay our tax
with a smile.
I tried – but they
wanted cash.

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A child’s greatest
period of growth
is the month after
you’ve purchased
new school uniforms.

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Don’t feel bad.
A lot of people
have no talent.

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Don’t marry
the person you
want to live with,
marry the one you
cannot live without,
but whatever you do,
you’ll regret it later.

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You can’t buy love,
but you pay heavily for it.

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Bad officials are
elected by
good citizens
who do not vote.

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Laziness is nothing
more than the habit
of resting
before you get tired.

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Marriage is
give and take.
You’d better
give it to her
or she’ll
take it anyway.

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My wife and I
always compromise.
I admit I’m wrong and
she agrees with me.

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A successful marriage
requires falling
in love many times,
always
with the same person.

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It doesn’t matter
how often
a married man
changes his job,
he still ends up
with
the same boss.

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Real friends are
the ones who survive
transitions between
address books.

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Saving is
the best thing.
Especially when
your parents have
done it for you.

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Wise men talk
because they have
something to say;
fools talk because
they have
to say something.

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They call our language
the mother tongue
because the father
seldom gets to speak!

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Man: Is there any
way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No,but then the
thought of long life
will never come!

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Why do couples
hold hands during
their wedding?
It’s a formality
just like two boxers
shaking hands before
the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today
is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand
in silence for 2 minutes.

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It’s funny when
people discuss
Love Marriage
vs Arranged.
It’s like
asking someone,
if suicide is better
or being murdered.

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There is only one
perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.

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There is only one
perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it!
Cheers !!!

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.

He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy.

MAN: “who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?”

GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”

MAN: “oh… that’s terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn’t you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?”

GUY: “no…they are all at her funeral!”

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now I ask the class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie…… always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet’
( You Asked for it) _______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand……
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It’s about the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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jEsT  a MiNuTe WiTh Khush

jEsT  a MiNuTe WiTh Khush

jEsT  a MiNuTe WiTh Khush

jEsT  a MiNuTe WiTh Khush

jEsT  a MiNuTe WiTh Khush

jEsT  a MiNuTe WiTh Khush

Exhibit at the IT Fair